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Christopher Hitchens Undefeated in Heaven’s Octagon

Christopher Hitchens, Champion of Heaven

HEAVEN — Christopher “Hitch” Hitchens entered Heaven’s Octagon for his first fight since successfully defending his title against famed sucker-punch artist William F. Buckley earlier this year. Last night’s no-holds-barred title fight saw Hitchens square off against Pope Boniface VIII (1235-1303, aka “The Pontiff of Pain”) before a sold-out crowd at Heaven’s newly renovated 700 Club Arena.

Continue reading Christopher Hitchens Undefeated in Heaven’s Octagon from Erich Origen on Funny or Die.