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Washington, DC—This fall’s lineup of bombs was unveiled at a star-studded runway show at the White House.
“It’s hard to remember,” said one centenarian in attendance. “But there was a time when bombs were instruments of widespread death and destruction.”
Fortunately for humankind, war has gone out of style. Bombs, however, are still in demand.
The White House bomb show featured new bombs from top designers at Lockheed-Vuitton and Comedy Central Command, following the traditional alphabet theme.
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