How to Raise a Complete Badass

How to Raise a Complete Badass from Erich Origen

1. Eat beef jerky, have sex with the nearest female, and conceive yourself a boy.

2. Beginning while he’s still in the womb, play violent movies at full volume. Anything with explosions, handgun battles, screaming 24-7.

3. Supplement violent movies and games with your own violent behavior.

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